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Twitter Posts: Dan Schmidt (danschmidt2)

Liam Neeson > Chuck Norris

Wikiquote Quotes: Chuck Norris

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. -Posted on Chuck Norris' website in

Twitter Posts: Malory Mildenberger (malzy07)

Photoset: cumberbatchedinthetardis: Molly Hooper can beat Chuck Norris

Twitter Posts: Jared Sayers (StraightSayers)

RT @ClaudeHamilton: Come on!! Chuck norris is just a stupid actor! If he is so awesome, he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboarj5yRe£ijtiw ...

Twitter Posts: Tonda Maschmeyer (baby_TondaMasch)

Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, 'Now.'

Twitter Posts: Israel (Ayoo_Israel)

RT @chuck_facts: A solar eclipse is a sign that Chuck Norris won a staring contest against the sun... again.

Twitter Posts: Victor Chan (VictorEChan)

@FollowMeDeeannF First rule of Fight Club: Don't tell Chuck Norris about Fight Club...

Twitter Posts: JJ (Boodha88)

RT @TheeKendal_Lane: Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

Twitter Posts: Cassie and Robin♔ (OnlyJDBeliebers)

RT @SwagKidrauhl: Justin's vocabulary: swag, leggo, uh, like, uh, like, like, never say never, yeah man, chuck norris, canada, beyonce, like, uh, yeah.♔

Twitter Posts: Justine Bradford (JustineBradford)

RT @MattLanter: You don't decline Chuck Norris

Twitter Posts: AreGee (TheGrundyShow)

@OG_Everything chuck Norris said it would so it will for sure lmao

Twitter Posts: Tyler Vaow (TVaow13)

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.

Twitter Posts: Randy Quintana (randy_quintana)

Would you rather face down Chuck Norris or Seal Team 6?

Twitter Posts: JeanieAnn (Jeanie_Ann)

RT @_DosEquisMan_: He once told Chuck Norris to "man up." Chuck cried.

Twitter Posts: Martial Arts Forum (MAForum)

"Why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes, but no @BruceLeeLegacy jokes?" "Because Bruce Lee is no joke, son."

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Wikipedia: Chuck Norris - Wikipedia

Chuck Norris ô anàgrafi Carlos Ray (Ryan, Oklahoma, 10 di marzu 1940) è un famusu atturi statunitenzi, natu di matri irlannisa e patri appartinenti â tribù

Wikipedia: Chuck Norris - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Carlos Ray Norris (March 10, 1940) is an American karate competitor and actor. He has been in many movies and television programs. He was in the television series

New Photos From Hong Kong & Chuck Norris Interview - Expendables...
Chuck Norris also recently did an interview with Gazeta and in that ... So we are getting a PG-13 Expendables 2 thanks to Chuck Norris?

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Chuck Norris thinks United States might invade Texas - The Student...
You are Here: Home > Forums > TSR community > Chat. Chuck Norris thinks United States might invade Texas. Announcements, Posted on ...

Google Blogs: Chuck Norris Warns That America Will Face Years Of ...

It's that time of the decade where weird celebrities endorse political candidates. Chuck Norris is no exception as he babbles through a confusing promo alongside his wife.

Chuck Norris Questions | ChaCha
ChaCha Questions about Chuck Norris

Rumor: Chuck Norris and the Nazi Surrender
A popular Chuck Norris “fact” states that he was born the day before the Nazis surrendered in World War II. Is this […] true or false?It’s not true.These graphics often claim:Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945The Nazis surrendered May 7th […] Coincidence?I don’t think so.While the Nazis did surrender in May of 1945, Chuck Norris was born several years earlier on March 10

Czech Christmas Carp Gets Chuck Norris - Emerging Europe Real Time -...
If you want to outdo Chuck Norris, the American tough-guy actor behind

Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris: The Real Truth | Without Writing
Here's a fantastic way to start 2014; definitively answering the decades-old question, who would have won in a real fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris?...

Chuck Norris Birthday : Late… But Is It Really? Dear Birthday… Happy...
Rumour has it that you only have a Birthday because Chuck Norris approves it, and the only reason we all have a Birthday is because Chuck Norris decided he’d...

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